I Beg Your Parking?

Is it me or are parking lots out of control lately? Yes, I know that certain lots are a bust out, like the one right near Barneys, and Solo building on 57th, but things are outta control lately.
Yesterday, I went to Saks to buy a birthday gift. Forgetting the fact that lately, i find it a bit unnerving when I try to park my car and wait for a ticket - the attendant stares at the car with this judgemental look, looking for dents to point out to you . I always feel the need to defend each scratch and be like, 'oh that dent, wasnt my fault, this girl just hit me when i was parked" "could you believe it?" Why does parking ones car have to feel like a deposition?.. Anywhoo..
No joke, I was there from 1-3:06. Fifty nine she says. I have the 40 dollars in my hand thinking ok, I know its a rip off, but im lazy and wont walk more than a block anywhere. I said i'm sorry, I thought you just said 59, how much? She says "yea, 59 dollars" $59!!! as she looks at me unflinching with her 10 dollar press on nails. Anyone who knows me knows that i'm not like that at all. But sixty dollars to park your car for 2 hours and 6 minutes? Jeez, all I did was park my car in a lot. It's not like I asked them to babysit my kids or dogs or anything. Seriously, think about it, going to the movies with a date doesnt even cost 60 dollars, and there you can be entertained for 2 hours AND have a soda and a few other snacks. I look at the rates list. Up to 1 hour $23, up to 2 hours $29. More than 2 hours... $59. Im sorry, i feel so violated. It should just read, more than 2 hours... YOURE SCREWED. What is the world coming to when the girl taking your money at the parking lot makes 60 dollars a day and has the nerve to make you feel stupid when you quake at the price of a 60 dollar bill for 2 hours? Not even a hug goodbye? AND to add insult to injury, my seat is practically in the lying down position, my car smells like musk meets chinese food, the temperature was lowered AND, ANDDD they had the nerve to change the radio station. Now, correct me if im wrong, but duder just had a party in MY car, HE should pay me! I officially need a bus pass.