GRATUITOUSLY YOURS...

There is nothing I love and appreciate more than waking up to see that someone has left a comment on my blog. Its so exciting! Im so glad that people read it and enjoy it (I hope). Please dont stop! I just wish youd let me know who you guys are. Who cares if I dont know you, I dont find it creepy I find it extremely awesome. Someone left me a comment that was so sweet and I really appreciated it, so anonymous, thank you for your kind words!!! You made my day :)

You know those people that smell like food whenever they leave their house? My mom calls it house-a-tosis. I hate that! I dont want to smell your gnarly peppers stewing when you get in my car. EWWW. When you leave your house you should only smell like soap, delicious perfume/cologne or at the very least fabric softener. If you MUST smell like food let it be freshly baked chocolate chip cookies, okay?! GREAT, glad we cleared that one up, its been on my mind for some time.

I am a smell person. Certain smells either rope me in or have me running for dear life.

Which leads me into my next list titled-

THE SMELLS I CANNOT STAND and WHY

- DIRTY HAIR- Need I really explain this one?! Yes sometimes a guy smells good even when he smells gross, and sometimes dirty hair on a super cute guy can be overlooked once or twice (enter the term musk), but as for the ladies, there is just no excuse!!

-ONIONS COOKING- Good luck getting rid of that stench. Comparable to BO.

- MOTHBALLS- Because you can clear a room with that smell. Id rather you walk around with holes in your clothes than have you in my car or within 10 ft of me! I know that its a given when you get older, you load your closet with them, but let it be known, I WILL NEVER CAVE IN and neither should you guys, unless you like to be alone. My sister in law refers to this smell as the birthmark one. How can you not love her just for that?!

-COOL WATER COLOGNE- Because every sleaze ball dude in high school wore that! Lets not go back there, k?

-B.O.- Theres just no excuse, Im sorry. Have you seen the deodorant isle in the supermarket/pharmacy?!! Common, its bigger than the bottled drinks section... Dont give me that its unhealthy lecture either, TOMS OF MAINE makes the "green" kind. Careful not to go overboard though with the vanilla sweet scent, because strong smelling deodorants are a total turn off too, its a tricky one.

-CAR DEODORIZERS- Those tree thingys are vomit inducing.


Im starting to make myself sick, I need to stop.


Im not a tight wad, I promise, no really, Im not. Ill still be your friend and all Im just trying to help!

x to the o's