1. I only eat gum in 2's. Never ever one piece.
2. Same goes for tic-tacs, except I push the envelope and go with 3 at a time. Lately tho, the family size pack spills out a good 5 or 6 when I tip it into my mouth. Yes, Im that person who puts their mouth on the box. If you do the same with my box, chances are, Ill be your new best friend, because that means you have nerve and I like that. I probably wont touch the box again though.Yep, thats right- I am a hypocrite but (ONLY) in this case.
3. When using exclamation points, I never use one. Guaranteed 2-4, at all times. Btw, I overuse them.
4. I put 2-3 splendas/poison in my decaf skinny vanilla latte'.
5. 2 cocktails straws in my drink and 2 limes- always.
6. I press the snooze button-- twice-- most mornings.
7. I never buy just one magazine at a news stand or book store.
8. If I like an article of clothing Ill buy it in two or more colors.
There are a million more examples that I can share but Im boring you so Ill stop. Its funny, in writing this post, Ive come to the realization that I have a hard time with the number 1 as a whole. If someone were to ask me what my favorite song were, Id never be able to narrow it down to one song. The same goes for movies and books. ONE is so committal. Why would anyone want to be tied down to just one thing??? We live in a world that revolves around options!!! EXPAND EXPAND EXPAND!!! Maybe I just have commitment issues and this post is my cop out, I dont know and who even cares?!
Try TURKEY HILL's PARTY CAKE ice cream. Its vile and delicious. Why?? Because it has chunks of cake, ice cream and frosting in it, its pretty much a birthday cake in a tub!!! See? Multiple flavors (plural)= EXCITEMENT sure VANILLA is delicious, but after a while dont you get bored of the same old thing (singular)= BORING.
I rest my case.
x to tha o.
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