YOU CAN STALK BUT YOU CAN'T TOUCH

So tonight while I was on my way to the city to meet some friends for dinner, I had one of the strangest experiences ever. It all started as I was heading down the main drag in order to get onto the prospect expressway. I was driving a few blocks and minding my own business. I plugged my ipod adapter in and was looking forward to a nice drive on my own to unwind. Rilo Kiley came on and I thought to myself, yumm.. Perfection. Suddenly im stopped at a red light and this dude starts staring at me and smiling. I calmly smiled back and went back to listening to my tunes and looked straight ahead. I was dying to sing along but this creepazoid had me feeling all self conscious.

On a side note- I wonder how many of you feel the same way I do. I LOOOVE to sing along to a song in my car, but the minute im stopped at a red light or im in traffic I go into super embarrassed mode and clam up. I for some reason need to pretend to seem busy or will stop dead in my tracks.. WTF? Im never seeing these people again, why the heck do I care?? Weird.

Sooo, anyway, Creepazoid starts following me hard core. At first I feel really flattered, then I start to feel really uneasy and I change lanes. Dude does the same. Okay, hi, is poquito stalker there?? I look again and pretend to seem busy. I start to mess around with my pod, pretend to write a text.. Anything really to let this guy know im NOT INTERESTED.com. Next thing I know he whips out his cell phone and motions for me to pull over and get his digits. I think to myself, "Is this dude for real?" "This is not hot, as a matter of fact this is super unsexy"

I start to accelerate and become extremely paranoid. What if a cop pulls me over for speeding? How will I explain to him that Im running away from a dude waving his cell phone at me in the GMC? He will laugh in my face and write me 4 tickets.

I cant help but wonder, does this dude really think he can bag a girl this way? Did i mention that on a scale from 1-10 he was
a -2?? Gross.com The only bag he would be filling would be me in a body one if I relented. Eventually he realized that no matter how many times he waved his cell at me or winked he wasnt getting my attention aside from me calling 911.

When I got to the restaurant and told my friends, El said, was he cute?? I said hell no!!!
If he was, OF COURSE I wouldve pulled over EL, obvs!!
The sick person in me is curious if psycho boy posted a missed connection on Craigs about it. Well not really, but--

Why doesnt anyone ever post one about me, dammit?!

After last nights creepiness fest I couldnt sleep and was listening to this song..

I COULDNT SLEEP by AU REVOIR SIMONE- the album is called THE BIRD OF MUSIC Love these girls and their mellow electronic sometimes melodic sound. I saw the open for Peter Bjorn and John, they were really sweet and had adorable feminine style. I recommend listening to THE BLOW- HUMAN AFFECTION after this song. Buzzy yumminess.