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So I forgot to mention the kicker from last nights taxi ride from ecstasy .. When the woman pulled up in her minivan, I went to tug on the door to open it.. Wait, is it me or do those thing require rocket science to open them?? Anyhooser, she screamed, WAIT!! and she hit a button causing the door to open on its own like a ufo. It was seriously a classic.. I went to tug is shut and she started to pronounce the W and I immediately backed off.. Dr Spok sp? closed the door for me from her seat and gave out the craziest laugh.. It was then that I knew I was doomed as she sped off..

I also forgot to mention that out of nowhere, 2 minutes into the ride she rolled down her window and said in a baby voice, "what are you doin out soooo layte mijo?" I looked out the window confused to the world only to see her talking to a stray cat... Im in psychoville and this chica is the VP, I thought to myself.

Fast forward thru the rest below until we got to my house. I paid her and pointed my index finger at her, she winked and pressed her robo cop button to open the door for me. She assured me that she would wait til I got inside safely. I didnt know how to tell her that id feel safe once she was gone.. "goonigh beutifoool" she screamed. "Gnite darlin" I shouted back. Double locked the door behind me and finally exhaled.

Anyway-- tonight I saw BURN AFTER READING. It was pretty much hilarious. The COEN brothers rule. Their take on stuff is so bizarre and so up my alley. Are they married? Wait, are they ugly?? FRANCES MCDORMAND's facial expressions are enough to get me going. BRAD PITT was hysterical. His hair was retarded and GEORGE CLOONEY was ridic. Gosh, so good. I was laughing the whole time. Their timing is always so on point.. Oh and JOHN MALKOVICH is genius. OMG, every other word was F*CK, but the way he says the word and his lines is off the charts hysterical, I think hes gay- I would marry him though..

SOMETIMES I laugh really loud at the movies, SOMETIMES I dont.

Tonight I did..

Nite- I have class from hell tomorrow.