HE SAID- SHE SAID

How freaking nice was it outside today? I love when its warmer out. Makes me smile.
I told a gay friend about my "gay" story and he laughed in my face and said that im the most un-homophobic person he knows and that as a matter of fact, I am a 'fag hag." KISS MY ASS dude from the other night.

I went to ANGELIKAS KITCHEN today with J after school. He always drags me to these vegan places that view carob chips as if they were g-ds gift to the world. I mean seriously now. I was starving and had to order some cardboard stuffed with a fake omelet, while he licks his fingers in glee. Forgive me, but seitan wedges dont rock my world. Never have- never will. Our sweetheart waiter came to take our order, I ordered my fake lunch and then asked for a diet coke. "Sorry, we dont have soda" "WHAT?" I say? Oh its not healthy, how dare I even think of drinking something with taste. "So go get one from the news stand on the corner" he says, "Ya know what? I will" I took off and did just that. I came back with it, "Can I just get a glass with ice please?" "Oh, we dont have ice" Okay, is this for real? Welcome to hell, I think to myself, where tempei is for dinner, quinoa is for dessert and L Ron HUBBARD is the mayor. WHATS WRONG WITH ICE? "Oh, they say youre not supposed to drink cold beverages with meals, its not good for you." This place is not good for me. I start to tell our waiter friend, who was the coolest, btw, the G story and he laughs saying that the dude was pretty pathetic. "This restaurant is so freaking gay" I say, we all laugh. We decide that our waiter is our new best friend. He is also in a band. More on that another time. Oh btw, they dont serve coffee either! Mhmm. He loves his job because a simple, "Im sorry, we dont have that" always seems to be the answer. In the end, lunch was actually good, and I like the place. The no soda or ice thing is still cracked if you ask me.

Last night D and I were talking and he was saying that he always wanted to get to know and was happy that we are now friends. "Why?" I ask. "Because im super cool? " Well yeah he says, "Cool in different ways. Say like, I like the BEEGEES and you like DEF LEOPARD" Okay there are no words for how legendary that line was. DEF LEOPARD??? "You know what I mean!!" he says. I really dont but I let it go, because I know what he means.

Guess what? Im rocking a red string on my wrist from Israel, thanks D. "Its the real deal, not like the MADONNA kind" again, wheres the stenographer when I need one?? I have a severe sensory issue, which means that when I got outta the shower this morning, the wet red string was bothering me to death. Thank g it dried in under an hour. EXHALE.

Yes, I have a crush on my older teacher. He loved my abstract painting. So cute.

I havent posted music in a while, because Ive been listening to a lot of older stuff. Like for instance,
BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB- BABY 81- 666 CONDUCER and all the other amazing tracks of theirs. Ive broken out my SADDLE CREEK 50 ALBUM again. SO yeah thats where im at right now. I wanted to catch the TING TINGS with N, but sadly it didnt work out. Next time.


BABY 81


No dice on SADDLE CREEK- SORRY.