SOMETIMES..

Sometimes I wonder what the heck is wrong with everyone.

Sometimes I am so overcome with hunger that I seriously contemplate eating my own arm.

Sometimes I can go weeks if not months not talking to some friends and can pick right back up where we left off.

Sometimes I drop my phone a good three times in one day and am shocked to find that it still works.

Sometimes my dad shocks me with his generosity.

Sometimes I get carried away on web md and self diagnose myself with a million different things only to hear that I am perfectly fine.

Sometimes when Im in class my stomach growls so loud that I get embarrassed.

Sometimes when I drive, I feel like I am the only one on the road who actually KNOWS HOW to drive.

Sometimes I step in dog sh*t and it sucks.

Sometimes I am convinced that I can predict the future. With that being said, Sometimes I am off.

Sometimes CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM makes me laugh out loud when I am alone in bed.

Sometimes listening is better than speaking.