WHY?

.....Am I still having nightmares about last semesters assignment deadlines? My sleep has been taken over by fear of missing deadlines. Now, I know one doesnt have to be a rocket scientist to read a bit into it and say, it seems like you have anxiety. Doesnt everyone? Now leave me alone and let me dream of unicorns or something.

......Am I following PeeWee Herman on TWITTER? All he does is promote himself. I was thinking his tweets would reveal a word of the day or something, nope. As a kid I loved PEEWEES PLAYHOUSE. Every Saturday morning. His movies rules too. I still think of Large Marge and get scared...




......Am I still able to recite the first paragraph of Robert Services "THE CREMATION OF SAM MCGEE" from 6th grade, yet I struggle to remember my student id number along with my credit card number?? Now granted, this little excerpt makes me appear to be very well versed and educated and all, I still dont get it!

.....Dont we have substantial conversations anymore? Why is it that "shooting the shit" has literally turned to shit. Filler. Nonsense and surface? When was the last time you sat down and had a really nice deep conversation with friends? I had one a few days ago and it felt like human interaction was back for good. Go for it, who cares what people think? Who cares if youre shedding a superficial layer? Just be yourself and I promise you-- you wont be disappointed!

.....Are there only like 2 pink MENTOS in the tropical fruit pack? I dont want to buy a full strawberry pack I just want 2 more, is that asking for too much??

....Is Apple+C copy but Apple+V is paste?

....Do people take advantage of kindness?

....Does my remote control refuse to power off my TV when Im ready to go to sleep? It performs every other action but power.

....Is JOHN MAYER so weird??