Been loving my uke as usual. Cant wait to be a ukulele gd one day.
The other day at the post office, I came across the strangest people. Ive decided that any public establishment that has long lines is a place for blog material. The plethora of smells and different breeds of people is mind blowing. Exhibit I- There was an asian dude that had a mole right below his lip. Yes, we have all seen a hair or two growing out of a mole that makes us want to grab a tweezer and yank it out for them. But- this dude had almost a full head of stick straight hair sprouting out of this huge mole. I couldnt stop staring in horror. The hairs were a good 2 inches long. No joke. His friends were there with him. HOW DID THEY NOT TEL HIM that he had a CHIA PET growing out of his chin.
Then I overheard the woman behind me divulging her awful PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE plan to the person on the other end of the line. I think Im going to add a new feature to this blog called "PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE line of the day" Nothing bothers me more than passive aggressive behavior. As far as im concerned, if you have something to say, say it. Everyone is human and I know we can all get caught up in it, but... It is heavy on the annoying,
So without further disruption- here is the
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE LINE OF THE DAY-
"Im gonna go, Im just gonna be really cold- I decided that Im not gonna say anything but, if I get the opportunity to throw my digs in.. I WILL, my mom thinks thats the way to go"
Yeah, go for it. Good luck with that lady. By the way, youre well over 30, your mom shouldnt have to coach you through this one.
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