A FEW OF MY FAVORITES....

Sometimes the not so dirty bad words are way better to use as insults. Ya know, the ones our grandparents would shout out at bad drivers when we were in the car with them?? The ones our parents used when we were around and they discovered that basement was flooded? The ones the bus driver would yell at you on the way home from school? The ones your friends taught you?

Lets go thru this together shall we??

The following are my favorites not so bad, but oh so bad words-

CHUMP- Cmon, dont you think of a chubby squat retard when you hear this word?

NUMB SKULL- My mom used to say this one a lot. So freakinng funny.

KNUCKLE HEAD- Enough said

PANSY- Oh my gosh, so good.

BUTT MUNCH- Crunch and Munch times 12

ASS WIPE- I still love this one. Seriously, ass wipe? Amazing.

HO BAG- I still love this word. I call my sister this sometimes, just for fun.

BOZO- The end all of insults. When used on a man it hurts.

CREEP- I use this one all the time. It can be pretty searing. Its hard to find a replacement for this one. So clean, yet so good.

DIP SHIT- Just say it out loud.

DORK- Well this one hurts a bit because, I am, a dork.

DWEEB- A nerdier dork.

PUNK- One of my personal faves. Calling someone a punk is so much fun.

SPAZZ- My mom used to say this one a lot too. For the uncoordinated, of course.

TOOL- I think this ones the ultimate. If a dude is called a tool, he should kill himself.

WUSS- You know what im thinking.



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