Sometimes I sleep with eye makeup on... Gross.
Sometimes I just feel itchy all over. Its the strangest feeling...
Sometimes I set my alarm, it goes off and then I reset it to go off every 10 minutes for another 30 minutes..
Sometimes I cry a bit too much from TV shows, like tonights BACHELOR episode and last nights BROTHERS AND SISTERS..
Sometimes I feel like chopping all of my hair off until I realize how ugly id look, then I change my mind QUICKLY, the thought comes back every so often, nonetheless...
Sometimes after I eat sushi I get this gross feeling, I visualize little parasites festering in my intestines. GROSS, I continue to eat a disgusting amount of sushi...
Sometimes I want to give JIMMY KIMMEL an eye lift...
Sometimes I am convinced that I am the worlds best parker...
Sometimes I want to buy those instant lotto tickets when I go to the mini mart because I am convinced that I will win millions. Then I come to my senses and buy my gum and leave.
1 comment:
i toterrly do the same thing with snooze. except for when after thirty minutes of it i turn it off.
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