LETS....

NEWS FLASH- If you are constantly being dismissed, if people tend to be in "a rush" around you quite often and if people dont roll down their car window when they see you, instead they wave-- chances are- you talk too much or youre just plain annoying!!

Dont cry, Im here to help you and make you understand.




You see, there is a certain type of annoying person, I cannot stand to be around. The type of person who just manages to get under your skin regardless of whether theyre standing still or just sharing a thought of theirs.

In THEIR eyes they...

-are always right, when most of the time theyre so far from it.
-are ridiculously interesting, therefore they dont let you get a word in.
-can talk louder than others to drown out other opinions.
-are hilariously funny.
-are the smartest human beings on this planet.

THEY ARE NOT. Dont let them fool you.

When Im around this breed, I just want to scream. I know that I need to be tolerant, but damn its hard! I hate that I have this side to me because I find that Im able to get along with everyone except for this type.

They make hideous jokes and love to talk about documentaries they watch on PBS to wow others. Best part is, when you ask more about this "fascinating" program, they clam up and start to stutter and mumble, aka, busted. Fell free to call these people out on their sh*t!

The inner analyst in me tends to think that as kids they were never given much attention, therefore they tend to overcompensate as adults, becoming outspoken and wordy. The the other part of me thinks that they were an only child and life pretty much revolved around their every move growing up. With that being the case, they constantly think that everyone is just as enthralled with them in the real world.Whatever the situation may be, I dont care. Someone needs to tell them to tighten up before they procreate and make other MONSTERS just like them...




MY ADVICE-

Be cool and make it easy for others to be around you.

NOW--Shake a leg, quit being annoying!!

xoxo