Lately I step in dog sh*t a lot more than Id care to admit. Its a real pain in the ass. Why does it smell so damn bad?? AND why on earth is it so smelly? EWWW.com
It seems that I am stumped when it comes to writing essays for my English class. I turned one in last week and it was returned to me the other day. My teacher HATED it. I have to rewrite it. Im not happy about it. The assignment required us students to write a 1.5 page essay on a "beautiful view." I dont know why this was pretty much impossible for me to do. I felt completely removed from the topic. I appreciate aesthetic beauty, all I want to do is create beautiful spaces for people to enjoy, yet I cannot write a paper about this beautiful view in the third person.
Heres what freaks me out-- I love to write. Hence, the reason for this blog. Sometimes my posts are better than others, but all in all, writing is a hobby of mine. So, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? Maybe I just dont like to be told what to write about? Ugh, who knows. Here I am, back to the blinking cursor, stumped. My teacher thinks Im a tard which makes me feel dumb and illiterate. I do tend to internalize things, so maybe Its just me who feels like a tard, he was very impressed by the fact that I read Lolita and enjoyed it and that UP IN THE AIR didnt really blow me away. So I guess I have some street cred there...
Does anyone want to be in a book club in the NYC area? Id love to have a discussion about LOVING FRANK but Id be willing to try another book too. Lets read a few books, and then pick each others brains :)
Picking a brain sounds gross, doesnt it?
Who the heck came up with that one?
3 comments:
u know im down for the loving frank book club. if only i could finish it
irene
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Hey there,
I enjoyed reading your blog, but I can't help wondering why, during Passover, you don't have bloggerhea. I always believed (although it never personally happened to me) that through copious consummation, "matza" could cause severe constipation, thus putting people in such a desperate need to release their bowels that they'd be forced to either take Ex-Lax, natural remedies, or (and I like the imagery of this one) to shove suppositories up their ass. Now, Rachel: I saw you chomping down on all those ginormous "matza" circles during Seder, and now I'm forced to believe that the Judea "matza" conviction is only a myth. The vulgarity of this subject is just about making me puke, but I thought it'd be appropriate to tie my comment into the "bloggerhea" title of your blog page. Blah, I just puked all over my keyboard.
On a different note, I think your blog (I can't stop thinking of bloggerhea now ha ha) is really cool. Well done, mate! Now I have a crush on you, but since I'm younger, I'll always remain,
Your friend,
Lolita
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