Ew, Unfresh.

I think that Colgate original toothpaste is the best kind out there on the market. When I want to have a childhood flashback id even settle on Auquafreash, you know the one with the 3 colors that looks so cool in the clear dispenser? What really grosses me out is this new gel craze? EWWWW. When im brushing my teeth I like to see bubbles and a work up of foam in my mouth. Its the only way I really know that im getting a good cleaning, I like to put a thick strip on my toothbrush of white paste and watch that strip turn into a bubble bath in my mouth. The other day I noticed that I was out of colgate and opted to use whatever was in the bathroom. I seriously got sad when I saw this aesthetically pleasing modern looking triangularish shaped bottle of toothpaste gel sitting on the sink counter. What is this crap, I went to put it on my toothbrush and it seriously ran thru the bristles, if it runs through the toothbrush like this, imagine what it does in your mouth? How could this runny substance clean anything let alone a mouthful of teeth? Granted the tube never loses its shape and youll never have to rub out that glob of paste stuck to the sink when using colgate, but part of the fun with colgate is squeezing it to the last drop, contorting it into all kind of shapes and angles just to get that last drop out. Then after brushing having that option to be completely lazy and scuzzy and leave the globs of white in the sink (gross) or rubbing it out with your thumb so that your brushing experience was all to yourself. How lazy have we americans become when we need watered down blue crap to brush our teeth with that has no lather, no substance or authenticity. Do we really need to cut down on our brushing time that badly where tooth brushing time is just as mundane as every other event that transpires during the day? I think not. I refuse to give into the lazy boy solution to brushing my teeth. What next? Just squirt the gel into your mouth and itll do all the rest for you? Gosh. That junk seems just as effective as swishing around a mouthful of mouthwash instead of brushing ones teeth. Im gonna keep it old school until Colgate stops making their original red and white tube of fresh. I will have a a bubbly suds party in my mouth 3 times a day and smile like a mean it and theres nothing anyone can do to stop me.