BOWL, BAWL, BALL

The other night I went with my mom and my little sister bowling. It had to be one of the cutest nights ever. My little sis started off on fire and then tanked hard core. My mom, was actually pretty good. We had to wait forever and a half for a lane to open up because it was league night. These people were ridiculously good and super good looking, ps! A lot of the guys looked like MY NAME IS EARL. I want to join a bowling league. Sadly, my dream was crushed. I was told that yo u need to be invited.. Screw it, Im making my own team unless B invites me to join his.

Of course our lane was right next to a group of ladies. I dont know what it is- but lesbians love my mom. Shes a total butch magnet. Hilarious. They were cheering her on and what not. My sister and I were dying. I texted D that I was bringing them to the alley so he came to witness the whole thing at the tail end. Next thing you know him and my mom are bonding something hardcore.  When I say bonding, I mean making fun of me. He was bummed after watching the debates. By the way, Ive named nicknamed McCain, McLAME. I just think it has a better ring to it. That guys body language cracks me up. He always has this howdy doody look on his face. Obama- rama - lama- ding- dong, on the other hand, just talks in circles about vague concepts. If you ask me, this election is a mockery. Id vote for Martin Sheen sooner than Id vote for any of these characters. 

Did I ever mention that in school, I was president of the student body? Mhmm, thats right. So vote for me.

P to tha S -What's up with Blogger not allowing me to copy and paste form my mac?? APPLE C and APPLE V are a no go.. Anyone out there know why?

ALSO- Im looking for a super smart, super cool, well actually, they dont have to be cool, computer savvy guy to extract things off of my broken sony computers hard drive- i.e.- pictures and tunes. Someone local who will do it in exchange for beer forever, money (nothing nuts), or copping a feel or two, mwahahah. So - lemme know if  any of you know anyone. K??

Todays my moms birthday- us libras RA HUUULE.

Guess whos up for an upgrade with Verizon?? THAT WOULD BE MEEEE.

SOMETHINGS IS NOT RIGHT WITH ME- COLD WAR KIDS. Love it.