RANDOM CONFESSION..

Today, when I was driving my car, all I could think of was stepping outside

and grabbing a chunk of ice to cool off my SCALDING cup of green tea.

It was undrinkable.

All I wanted to do was drink the damn thing.

Then, I got a vision of

a cat peeing in the snow,

the filth of peoples shoes,

and the plain old filthy gutter

and

decided to drink it 20 minutes later.

My tea is ALWAYS too hot.

What a tease.

I also drove around with broken windshield wipers which was impossible because that white gross film of snow residue made it impossible to see out of the window. It sucked. Then I went to the gas station and they tightened the screw and they started to work again. If only I knew that 2 days ago when I drove haphazardly in the blizzard around Brooklyn.