Fickle Freckles.

Im only allowed to talk about freckles because I have them. If you hate freckles and you dont know me, well then, you wont like me, maybe.
Ever since I was a little kid people would be like "AWW, your freckles are so cute!" I always smiled and thanked them politely because if I didnt my mother would strangle me for having poor manners. My mom was always big on that stuff. No rude kids were allowed to live under her roof. But in all honesty, it really fell over deaf ears. Yeah, I had freckles, just like I had 2 eyes, a nose and a mouth. It wasnt till about 2 years ago when I was talking to a friend and they were saying how they wished they had freckles. Why? I thought? Doesnt everyone have them? Um, NO she said. YOU do, I dont." I guess", I said to myself. I looked in her mirror and was like, hmmm, these are some strange mothersf*ckers arent they? I was never really aware of them until that day and from then on I am now completely conscious of the fact that yes I have those light brownish spots on my face. Yeah theyre really creepy when you stare at them closely. No, I cant imagine what it would be like to have a completely bare face without these little markings that seem to multiply into obscene numbers in the summertime.

Lindsay Lohan on the other hand- is INFESTED with them. Like a not normal amount. I dont have freckles on my elbows or on my lips. I dont have them on my knees or on my stomach. Mine are contained to the face, shoulder, arm region. I really like her. Her freckles on her stomach in this weeks NEW YORK magazine depicting Marilyn Monroe? Not so much. Yep she has them on her ass too.

Heres the link - NY MAGAZINE pics
"http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/spring/44247/"