2. Why does Katherine Heigl proudly pose with her cave man hubby looking care free?? Hi, is her hubby needs some severe manscaping there? Dude needs help. He makes Austin Powers chest look like a babys ass. He needs to get on that AHORA.com
3. Why does it seem like Britneys just trying too hard to be a freak. Gosh, those fishnets with all those holes. It seems like it takes more work to actually get them on than to just buy another pair. YAWN. Shes boring me, she seriously needs to change it up a bit if she wants to keep me interested.
4. Why does SECOND AVENUE DELI have to put the COW TONGUE on display in the glass counter with the other meats on display in front? Like you see the turkey, pastrami, roast beef, COW DONG and salami. ERT!!! I saw it today and couldnt believe my eyes. Taste buds and all. Huge FAT TONGUE. Vomit. Its bad enough that people eat an animals tongue but no way in hell can that be mainstreamed. If you do enjoy that, you need to keep it private and eat it in the closet.
5. Why am I obsessed with taking pictures of my injuries and bruises? Does that make me a freak? Obvs. Save the thought.
6. Why do taxi drivers and car service drivers love to strike up conversation with me? Sometimes im not in the mood. It doesnt mean im rude, it just means that I wanna bite my chapped lip in peace.
7. Why didnt I get to make out with Heath Ledger??
8. Why is my brother in law obsessed with playing with rubber bands??
9. Why did I have to read in the post today that one of the worst sex offenders in the US won 10 million dollars after buying a lotto ticket at a grocery store? Why is that fair? Ill tell you what is fair though. He has to register as being a sexual offender which means that EVERYONE will know where he lives with his millions. HA.
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