The OSCARS, heres where I say what youre all thinking, if you even wasted your time.
ENJOYZ
1. Jennifer Garner looks magnificent. Her arms and her collarbone... insane-o. Im usually not a fan, NOW I am.
2. Sorry EL, if youre reading, Jon Stuart is SO not funny tonight, I wanna crawl in a corner for him.
3. Katherine Heigl, I dunno. Not loving.
4. Totally unrelated right now- IM MADLY IN LOVE WITH CRAIG FERGUSON. LIKE TRUE LOVE.
5. No Country For Old Men, man Javier whatever his name is scared the living shit out of me with that hair in that movie, his character still haunts me. EWWW.
6. WOW, Jon Stewart is so not funny.
7. Gosh, Keri Russell, my total girl crush for obvious reasons. SO pretty and natural.
8. This little 11 year old girl singing the song raise it up is about to put BEYONCE outta business.
9. OWEN WILSONS nose is getting worse, is that even possible? Id still tap that, okay maybe not.
10. Jessica Alba rubs me the wrong way. I dont get all the hype. I feel like she also has a chip on her shoulder since she found out she was prego, I dont blame her.
11. Cate Blanchett is always nominated, I love her and her deep voice, her purple dress with ugly the ugly necklace, not so much. Like who the hell gets nominated twice for 2 different movies in the same year. The woman is ace.
12. Nice one shooing the winner for best song off the stage before she got to speak.
13. If I were a dude, Id wanna be Jack Nicholson, obvs, the dudes a legend in his black wayfarers.
14. Cameron Diaz's gown was pretty, wayyyy too tight on the boobage though.
15. These award shows are so freaking corny. BORING.
16. OKAY I LIED, IM BACK. DANIEL DAY LEWIS will be MINE. I will wreck his home and steal him. Ugh, hes the ultimate. His tux, that accent. LE SIGH.
4 comments:
is that the girl your always chasing?
you seem to drop her nam in a bunch of your storys
El is one of my best friends freaktard. get a life. no one is forcing you to read my blog, aside from the fact that I know who you are, dorkus.
really she is?
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