HUH? RANDOM RAMBLES..

Last night, I had a dream that Mariah Carey died in a plane crash.I cried so hard and couldnt function. It was terrible. I was so confused by this dream. Just then I remembered that they say, (ps who the hell are they??) that you typically dream of the last thing that you think of before you go to bed or hours before falling asleep. So, I guess it wasnt that weird considering that I had an intense convo with my mom about the fact that she still wears skin tight short skirts and glittery bolero jackets. Um, hello, that's so early nineties. Oh, and she still loves butterflies and glitter and sitting on swings singing in a whisper.
I will not completely bash her because she was once my idol. I loved all of her songs growing up and I still love to listen to them every now and then, but she has just never moved on. I find it really odd that in her thirties shes still doing the same sh*t. Shes stuck in a time warp and its freaky.

Anyway, another thing ive been noticing lately are the glum commercials that are gracing our television airwaves. Last night I saw a commercial on tv about a drug that supposedly lowers your rate of having another heart attack after youve already had one. The ad basically conveys a message of impending doom, stating that if youve already survived a heart attack youre almost definitely going to have another one. So, how do they make this hit us hard?? They show a dude walking down the street doing his thing while a stretcher tails him the whole way. HELLLOOO?? does anyone else find this disturbing? What has this world come to? Its not enough now to survive a heart attack and have the living sh*t scared out of you? Now one needs to sit on the edge of their seat waiting to for disaster to strike? I dont know about any of you- but if I already had a heart attack, seeing that commercial on its own- would send me into cardiac arrest. Way to promote a positive attitude. Gosh. Shame on that drug company.

I watched The Bachelor last night on tivo. Hes cute and all but hes a man slut. Yes, I realize that its called a male slut, but I like to say things incorrectly because they always sound funnier to me. Anyway the dude kisses every single girl on every single episode. If I were one of those girls id be checking out everyones lip situation before i kissed 7 people in one night. GROSS.

While typing this blog, im listening to OUR ILL WILLS by THE SHOUT OUT LOUDS. I really like this album. I know ive written about these guys before, but they are really easy to listen to. Mellow and upbeat at the same time. Perfect typing music.

* I kinda feel mean about the Mariah Carey thing now, but whatevs. I might take it down because I dont like to gossip about specific people so boldly, but hey, we shall see. TBC.

x to tha o