Tuesday, April 29, 2008

THINGS I REFUSE TO WAIT FOR....

1. 3 or more people online to use the ATM- im out.

2. A line of more than 4 at the post office.

3. My mom to drive into the city. She will never be ready, you basically need to stage a kidnapping complete with a black sac over her head.

4. A fresh pie to be made at a pizza place. Its cruel to ask someone to stand and wait while everyone walks away from the counter chowing down- pepperoni or not

5. A car service driver thats "on his way" once ive landed at the airport. While we are on that page, filling up on gas while im in the car is a no-no too.

6. A bagel. I will not wait on a 30 person line for a crappy bagel with cream cheese.

7. A shoe salesman at SAKS.

8. People who need to count their cards 10 times before they come down in canasta.

9. A live verizon wireless representative.

10. Chicken at Sarah's tent on a friday in the summer.

11.People who take forever to make a word when its their turn in SCRABBLE.

12. The cable man between the hours of 1 and 4 or any other repair man for that matter during those hours, honestly the 8 and 12 shift isnt much better. So.. im gonna say nay to any repair man.

13. A web page to load for more than 20 seconds.

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